These flying mongrels have recently infested the server and for the life of me I can't figure out why, or who loves to so torment us by nightly attacks on the tops of our heads! Band together and demand better pest control server wide! I say we all go on strike until our demands are met. What those demands are however, I do not know. Why would someone release an apex predator into our closed ecosystem? To laugh at us, that's why. Every time I look into the night sky I see them there, shrieking, mocking us for our inability to see them coming before it's too late. It is a basic human right to travel without constant harassment of these vile creatures, and it's time something is done! Vote for me as class president and I vow to end the reign of terror these souless beasts have brought upon us. Also, I will add soda machines in the cafeteria!