Hey there, so, I have a spare unenchanted trident. I also happen to hate this new trend of "everything goes to auction and people get crazy spamming the thread with 1DB increment bids". With that in mind, tell me your favorite joke in the comments below. I'll sell it for 30DB to whoever posts the best joke. Winner will be chosen 8 hours from now. Yours truly, Knoot.
Well I hope this is funny: Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It’s been a month now and she’s still not speaking to me!
You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.
A police officer stops a minivan of elderly ladies being driven by an old gentlemen because they're only going 25mph, stopping the mid day traffic. The policeman asks the driver why is he going so slow. "well that's the speed limit, isn't it! There was a sign saying 25 and everything!" the driver defends himself. The police man sighs, " No sir, that's the number of the highway you're on. it has nothing to do with the speed limit." " Oh, so that's what it means..."says the driver, looking shocked. The officer looks at the rest of the van and notices the grannies are looking somewhat stiff. "what's up with the ladies?" he asks the driver. "Um..." the driver scratches his head," you see, we just got off the highway 150..."
Hey Kaz, back at acting like Original Content Police, aren't we? I never specified jokes should be original, only the player's favorite joke. Don't be a fool. Yours truly, Knoot.
A joke by Ice_breaker97 (he couldnt get on the forums) Fries didnt come from France. They came from greece.
Hey guys, sorry it took me a while ... I was gifted a surprise trip over the weekend and couldn't log on or manage the not-auction. The winner of best joke, by popular acclamation, is @Kermit! I'll shoot you a message if you still want to go through this deal, even after all this delay. Yours truly, Knoot.
